The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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