Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Hippo gnu deer
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
