i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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