Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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