I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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