she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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