at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
