I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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