i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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