thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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