"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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