Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Bring me that man meat
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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