then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize