he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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