Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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