you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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