I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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