The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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