Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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