Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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