is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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