OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
This house was built for laser tag.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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