does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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