My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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