I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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