ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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