what if I'm pregnant?
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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