I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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