no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
