He kissed a someone with a penis
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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