I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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