just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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