Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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