Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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