yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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