what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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