So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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