sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He did a backflip because drugs
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