I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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