i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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