erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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