Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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