You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It was confusing and full of hummus
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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