The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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