Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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