Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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