The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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