You made me cry and you don't even care
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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