Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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