What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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