party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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