i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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