Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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