Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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